the P word

I suppose my short blogging hiatus will now be the cause of my blogging "catch-up" that will commence starting tonight. I have much to catch up on and THE season is upon us, so I'll try and add some fun holiday stuff in here too.

But first...

This little fella

(pictured here posing in Daddy's clean basketball undies on laundry day)

was in my room this morning while I got dressed.

Now... stop reading here if you are offended easily or simply don't want a mental picture.

While getting dressed, Noah said with a giggle in his voice,
"Wook!  Mommy's naked bum and naked weeny!"

(Yes, I've taught my toddler to say "weeny" instead of "penis" because I don't like the P word.  It's just ugly.)

To which comment I replied,
"No, mommies don't have weenies.  Only boys have weenies.  So Daddy has a weeny and Noah has a weeny, but Mommy doesn't."

Noah thought about this for a minute... then smiled and said,
"Silly Mommy and silly Mommy's weeny."

Then all day in the car running errands, he talked about how boys and daddies have weenies and mommies don't.  I suppose this counts as our first lesson in "the birds and the bees" subject???  I hope!

Noah is oh so fun to hang out with every day!

pregnancy update
While feeling much better in my 15th week of pregnancy than I did the first 3 months, I'm still dragging and napping too much.  I hope to have more energy soon as this season of holiday crazy fun is here and I have so much to do!


  1. Ha ha, that's funny! When I taught Ella about that she couldn't remember the word penis so she said to Joseph one morning, "I saw your peanut when you were getting into the shower" and she calls girl's lady junk, "Pagina" b/c she isn't hearing the "v" sound. haha, makes me laugh what kids come up with.

  2. That is hilarious!!! Kids are just like little sponges!!! They soak up everything we say!!! I am glad to know that Noah is learning about the human anatomy too!!!

  3. I'm so glad I read this after church...I don't think I could have kept a straight face when I saw your little guy today. What a cutie.